Kirstie Clements: ‘Jorts’ – the fashion trend that literally no one looks good wearing
Apparently jorts are a big thing in fashion now, especially with everyone in Northern Hemisphere vacation mode.
I had to do further investigation, because I wasn’t exactly sure what jorts actually are.
Well, jorts are jean shorts apparently, but not the micro-short Daisy Duke version we are used to. These jorts are knee-length jeans, with a ripped edge, mostly high-waisted.
Woah. That’s one of the most difficult things to pull off that I can imagine. I scanned the accompanying photographs in the article. Yup. Hideous.
Everyone looked terrible, no matter what body shape they were. WHAT IS THE POINT?
If it is temperate enough for shorts, knee-length jorts will feel hot and uncomfortable. If it is chilly enough for jeans, then why not let them reach the ankle?
Why sever them...